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and a silly convo we had about one of the questions:
Me: is there pollution in the soil, air, or water where you live?
yes, there is.
Wolfram: wait, what? no there isn't
Me: are you kidding me? Island is polluted with sin!
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dang, some of those questions were hard to answer considering it's Conrad after all.
Your Score: Hand-Raiser
You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Brute.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
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I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
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| Oral (60%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own. Anal (86%) you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and possibly subservient to authority, this effectively narrows your exposure to a wider set of options and ideas lowering the odds that you will make the best decisions in life. Phallic (16%) you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity. Latency (20%) you appear to be overly practical; don't undervalue abstract learning, abstract learning increases your ability to make good decisions (and predictions) in the real world so it would be 'impractical' to shun it. Genital (60%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life. |
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in other words, Wolfram-mun and I are right: Conrad is ASEXUAL!
Threadhopping with this character - yes, no, or what?:
As long as it's not private, go on ahead! Conrad won't bite, I promise.
Hugging this character?:
I don't see how hugging can hurt him. Who wouldn't want to hug Conrad?
Giving this character a kiss?:
same as above, but he probably won't react that much.
Punching this character (provided they are given an opportunity to fight back):
If you want to try outrunning Conrad while he has a sword in hand, then go ahead and try your luck.
Is there anything YOU DO NOT WANT MENTIONED near this character?:
Only thing I can think of would be some details of his past, such as his relationship with Julia (as it is a very touchy subject for him). He will go into an emo phase, and we don't want emo Conrad. We want happy Conrad.
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Special physical features, fighting abilities, STUFF:
He is Wolfram's older brother, but he is half-human. This alone gives him some limitations. First off, he can't use magic at all as opposed to Wolfram, but he has lived for at least 100 years despite the fact that he looks young (he's the middle child out of the brotherly trio).
Because he doesn't have magical abilities to help cover his ass, he is an expert sword fighter. Wolfram in KKM canon has stated that Conrad is the best. If your character wants to sword fight Conrad, please talk to me beforehand. He's not invincible, but he's really damn good, and I'm gonna need to know if your character can truly beat him or not, that way we can post accordingly. For example, if your character has fought Wolfram via sword fight and lost to Wolfram, then you are definitely NOT going to win against Conrad.
ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE MENTION HERE:
I doubt this little tidbit will come out though, but in KKM canon (SPOILER!) Conrad's left arm is the key to one of the Forbidden Boxes: the End of the Wind. Just thought I'd mention this just in case that for some odd reason the boxes get brought up, in which case he would probably instinctively grip his left arm with his other hand. He has lost function in that arm as well as had it cut off. Yeah, sucks to be him.
Also, he has traveled to Earth and knows of Japan, Switzerland, and America at least. So if you're from Earth, chances are Conrad's gonna know what you're talking about.
